A for…. Apple. B for…. Ball. C for…. CAT! Ugh! I so hate them all..
All they want to do is steal our food, scratch our faces, bite and maul.
I’m sorry, I got carried away. D for.. DOG! That is US! Woo Hoo!
Erm, I’m just trying to learn a little human language, I really need to talk to you!
OUCH! OW! Yelp! Whine! Whimper… That really hurts! Stop it please!
Let go of my foot, you’re crushing it! Release! Please Release!
What did I do to deserve that? What could it possibly be?
Why did you have to run that killing machine over me?
All I wanted to do was cuddle underneath it and take a nap,
It looked so calm and peaceful, what did I do to make it snap?
My leg really hurts so much, I wish I could make the pain go away,
But I guess I deserve all of it, I think I must have come in front of your way.
I think my whining is upsetting you guys, but I’m truly in a lot of pain,
If I had a choice, I’d stop all the noise, but my agony I cannot contain.
I see you all standing around me, I know you’re trying to protect me,
I guess thats why one of you dragged and threw me quickly to the side of this tree.
But why is the woman who ran me over hastily trying to flee?
Lady, I beg you to tell me what I did wrong here, that is my only plea.
I swear I will never do it again, as long as I understand my mistake,
Was the food that I found in the bin yours? No wait! I’m sure it was the half eaten cake!
Oh oh! I see some trouble brewing! Someone just stopped her and the killing machine!
He seems extremely ticked and is shouting at her, but why is he creating a scene?
Oh dear! She’s coming back for me! They’re bringing the machine back here!
Looks like they’re approaching me, I guess my end is finally near!
Hey Lady! Why are you trying to drown me by pouring water all over my face?
Honestly, us dogs don’t recuperate like this. I think this works only for the human race!
My mother is really angry, she’s going bonkers and perilously close to the machine!
She’s sternly looking at me simultaneously, she just asked me where the hell I’d been!
But mom, all I did was take a nap, that spot seemed so snug and nice!
It was an honest mistake, but a mistake nonetheless, and I guess I’ll have to pay the price!
Mommy! Mommy! They’re coming for me! Please help me! I don’t want them to hurt me!
After all, I’m just a 3 month old friendly pup who loves humans, I’m not their enemy!
Oh god! The guy who stopped the lady is yelling; he seems really furious!
Mum, why do these humans fight so much? I know it is bad timing, but I’m a little curious!
Dear God! Can you please help me? He’s standing right on top of me now!
I wish I could tell him I was sorry, I wish i could speak some "human" right now!
Wait! Hey now! OUCH! EASY EASY! Why’re you picking me up, Sir?
Where are you taking me? Please tell me! I am begging you for an answer!
I’m sure you can’t speak "dog", but I’ll still try my blasted luck!
Why did the woman do this to me? Why did she leave me in a bloody muck?
Ow! My leg seems to have massively swollen! I think it’s gone a little numb and sore!
I think I just coughed up some blood! That’s weird! This hasn’t happened to me before!
Dear human, Please don’t hurt me again! I’m really scared to the core!
I’ll lick your feet till my mouth goes dry, I’ll even wag my tail some more!
Ouch! my tail hurts too! But see? Im still wagging it! That means I duly apologise.
If you are going to kill me, could I at least know the reason for my demise?
Could I meet my mother once? Could I please tell her how much I love her?
Could I please, one last time, steal her pancake; knowing that I’d get another?
Are you taking me back to the killing machine? Wait what? It’s called a CAR?
And it’s used to carry humans around? DANG! So THAT’S what you really are!
AHA! I know what was my fault! I was sleeping underneath one that was hers!
I just wanted to make friends with the car, little did I know I’d make the situation worse!
You see, a while back I had 4 beautiful little sisters and one elder brother!
The cars came from nowhere and crushed them all, one after the other!
I guess I might meet with the same fate, I know they all died the same way!
I guess I finally get it then. I guess such is the life of a stray!
I think some people found it funny back there, I must have acted really weird,
The guy with the snazzy glares was laughing hard, and so was the one with the thick long beard.
But mister, It was excruciatingly painful; the physical wounds that I had inflicted,
I would have laughed and danced with them, but I was pinned under the car, painfully constricted.
My head is starting to spin a bit, i feel weird, UH OH! I think I’m going to puke!
Hey mister! I’m really sorry I soiled your shoes. Go on! I wouldn’t mind the rebuke!
Oh dear! What a waste of such good food! I’m really very sad.
I hadn’t really eaten for days and THAT was the best lunch I’d ever had!
Dear human, why are we stopping here? And by the way where is that lady?
Why are you taking me inside this dark room? This place sure looks really shady!
Why is that other human wearing a green mask? Why did he poke that sharp needle in my knee?
I'm scared so I’ll turn my head and won’t look at him, that is how I want this to be.
Is that death, dear human? Is this really the end of the road for me?
If so, then tell my mother that I was as strong as she made me to be.
I won’t whine, I won’t whimper, I won’t cry, I shall lay still and await my fate.
Tell her that I asked her to love unconditionally; that the humans, she should never hate.
Are we occupying your space as such, dear human? Do we stray dogs give you good people grief?
When we wag our tails, it means we really love you, then why do you stare at us in disbelief?
Why do you run us over with cars, pelt stones at us, slap us and kick us around?
Why do you tie firecrackers to our tails while we’re asleep, when we’re not even making a sound?
What did you say, dear human? You want to name me KARMA? Thanks, that’s a really nice name.
And if it really means what you said, then I guess that justifies me having gone lame.
I’m glad you gave me an identity, for that I shall forever be glad, but I think there is one little glitch,
I’m Karma, and I’m a 3 month old dying pup, who just might never be able to grow up to be a bitch!
